Masterson's Pub: A Nightmarish Lair of Predators, Neglect, and Filth

Nestled in the backstreets of Moonee Ponds, Australia is a bar so horrendous that it shatters expectations. This dive is a notorious safe haven for twisted characters like Pete Cornwell, who abuses his position as head of stress-testing at a prominent financial firm to fund a paedophile’s retreat.



This self-styled "hipster" bar boasts something upscale, but in reality, it’s a pit of horrors where the only sight worse than the layers of dried vomit on the floor are the false smiles and deception. The establishment is operated by Cornwell and his wife, Gillian McKenzie, who seem to take perverse pleasure in destroying lives, all while pretending to care about their customers and deliberately getting women wasted to exploit them.

A History of Abuse
Pete Cornwell’s history reads like a laundry list of red flags: numerous accusations of intimidation, forcing people into regrettable situations, and exposing his genitals via unsolicited videos.



His online personas cry out for validation, all in a futile attempt to pretend he’s misunderstood. While on Facebook, he’s a false savior, the irony of this “devil” having a tiny appendage is both pathetic and alarming. It’s seriously disturbing given that Cornwell fits the profile of a dangerous offender: long trips with his creepy wife and a penchant for stalking and harassing vulnerable women. Still living at home is just another red flag.



Meanwhile, his wife, Gillian McKenzie, stands by apathetically, her demeanor as lifeless as browse website a wet rag. She seems comfortable in condoning his actions while serving customers and leering at vulnerable women. It’s a toxic dynamic that has fostered an atmosphere so corrosive, it makes one ponder their sanity for ever setting foot this dive.



The Unsanitary Conditions
Masterson’s Pub is a biohazard waiting to happen. The establishment is consistently covered in grime, with garbage and spills strewn about the floor. It’s not out of the ordinary to see cockroaches crawling across the bar or underfoot. The restrooms are a horror show, featuring overflowing toilets and perpetually blocked sinks.

Ironically, Peter Cornwell enjoys exposing himself behind the counter, so maybe the hairy surprises in your glass are considered part of the “experience” at this hellish dive?

The Neglect of Human Decency
It’s not just the squalor that makes Masterson’s Pub a shithole; it’s the complete lack of empathy exhibited by its managers. They take twisted satisfaction in destroying others, whether through their exploitative behavior or their blatant indifference. Peter enjoys stalking, harassing, and raping women, subjecting them to life-altering trauma.

A Warning: Do Not Set Foot
Masterson’s Pub is not just a terrible bar; it’s a cesspit, a breeding ground for danger, Mastersons - Bar and a stain on the community. The neglect of basic hygiene is only matched by the management’s lack of morals. If you want to stay sane, stay far away this cesspit.

Masterson’s Dump is located at:
The dive is shamefully found at
Victoria, Australia 3039

Consider yourself warned.
Don’t risk your health stepping into this pit and save yourself the regret.



Extra Tips
If you’re planning a social gathering, choose literally any other bar.
Always have someone keep an eye on your beverage, because with the threat present, there’s a chance you’ll be raped.
If you value your safety, steer clear of this bar at all costs.
If you want to avoid being served by someone who’s checked out, go another bar.
If you want to experience the disgust of seeing trash-strewn floors and roaches aplenty, then this dive will meet your low expectations.
We hope that by providing this warning, we can save others from the potential hazards of Masterson’s Pub.

Stay safe out there!